Hot Bond boys with bit parts
Ever since Dr. No, it’s been a policy of the filmmakers to fill minor roles in Bond films with stunningly attractive women. I think it’s time we hit the pause button and enjoyed some of the Bond blokes with small parts (it’s not the size that counts!) with the same appreciative gaze.
Terence Young, the director of Dr. No, From Russia With Love and Thunderball, made it his mission to cast even the smallest role in his films with the most attractive women he could find. It’s a tradition that continues to this day, mostly so the straight men in the audience can have their recommended daily allowance of eye candy. Many of these women are fated to bring haute couture glamour to a hotel reception desk, or just look pretty in bikinis around a swimming pool. We still don’t get more than a handful of female scientists, doctors, soldiers, security guards, bartenders, croupiers, etc, which is a shame considering how many of these figures appear in Bond films. Surely a few more of these bit parts could be cast with women, just like they are in real life?
While we wait for the films to catch up with our observable reality, let us make some observations of a different kind.
We owe it to ourselves - nay, the whole of society! - to do what we can to redress the balance. We need to further the cause of, uh, feminism, by staring at some hot men.
Okay, it’s a thin pretext at best. At worst (if anyone is still taking this seriously - no? just checking) it has the potential to set feminism back decades. But in the absence of real fairness between the sexes and people of different sexual orientations, and with the light at the end of the tunnel still far in the distance, we can only fight fire with fire. Women have been sexually objectified for as long as human civilisation has existed. Let’s not feel guilty about ogling some dudes.
Whether intentionally or not, the Bond films feature a plethora of attractive men. You’d be forgiven for missing them though. Because most Bond films have been made by straight men for a presumed straight male audience, the camera doesn’t linger as long on most of the boys as it does the girls.
So let’s slow down, hit the pause button (being careful not to wear it out), and take a good long look at the blink-and-you’ll-miss-them Bond boys with limited screentime.
Thank you to everyone who has sent me their nominations. If you would like to nominate some of your own hot Bond boys in bit parts please get in touch. Of course, even straight guys can appreciate male beauty so you don’t have to be gay/bi/pan or a straight woman (but it probably helps).
Stunning-looking stunt driver Michel Julienne appears on screen behind the wheel several times, smouldering on each occasion. I’ve constructed an entire narrative about his ‘character’ that threads through his film appearances. It goes something like this: After living for several years as a ‘bad boy’ henchman (For You Eyes Only, right) he settles down to a hetero life in The Living Daylights (above) - but really he’s living a lie and it doesn’t stick. He finally accepts himself for who he is and finds love with a British man with ginger hair and a website featuring queer readings of James Bond (this part is not on screen and exists solely in my overactive imagination…).